The Top 10 Habits of Cats

The Top 10 Habits of Cats

Bubby and Tux granted me an interview to chat about what's important in life.

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1. Napping

Bubby

Of course my major responsibility is to monitor my property, but I do fit in some nap time. The Housekeeper knows not to interrupt when I have my head resting sideways because I have achieved ultimate napdom.

Tux

I consider myself a supremely gifted napper. Unlike many cats, I like sleep under the covers. Sometimes I leave a gift, just to keep the Housekeeper alert.

2. Posing

Bubby

I’m not posing, I’m considering my next move!

Tux

Well, of course I must stand still at times to give my subjects time to admire me.

3. Chatting

Bubby

I make sure that I provide my Housekeeper with a detailed state of the nation whenever she returns home, or when I deem it necessary.

Tux

I don’t feel the need to converse very much. However, if the Housekeeper has made an error, I must point that out.

4. Playing

Bubby

I generally have better things to do, but I will give unknown objects a good sniff, tap and general inspection. My favorite game is to ask to come in one door and then immediately ask to go out another door. Good for laughs.

Tux

Harking back to my performing days, I sometimes allow my Housekeeper to see my dramatic talent.

5. Supervising

Bubby

My Housekeeper can’t survive without my vocal input, and I observe important daily activities to ensure a successful outcome. I also must allow for sloppy habits. Everybody knows that any pens on the coffee table must be pushed onto the floor at all costs!

Tux

I am only interested when there is food involved.

6. Dining

Bubby

Eating is not as much fun as it used to be. My Housekeeper has insolently suggested that I might want to lose some inches from around my middle. Outrageous!

Tux

I am very discriminating, and I let my Housekeeper know when she has not followed my chosen menu to the letter.

7. Finding The Most Comfortable Spot

Bubby

I enjoy claiming the one piece of sunshine in Winter and finding the best breeze in Summer. The Housekeeper knows that wherever I am sitting is the best possible place to be.

Tux

I have my favorite spots which are known and respected by all. If anybody dares to sit in one of my spots, I glare at them until they move.

8. Kissing/Booping/Bumping/Purring

Bubby

I live to purr! I even purr at the Vet! I love life and I want to share it with lots of kisses and shin-rubbing.

Tux

I only submit to such ridiculous displays when it is my choice, but when I choose to, I am the world’s best head-bumper.

9. Having A Wash

Bubby

I look after myself, but I can’t help looking gorgeous.

Tux

I have a good body of hair. I can look after it myself without the benefit of the brush. I have finally made my Housekeeper understand. This doesn’t stop her from giving me a good massage. She says she’s looking for knots, but I think that’s just an excuse.

10. Tracking The Media

Bubby

I have a keen interest in the outside world and I am happy to offer my valuable advice for a pat in return.

Tux

I have no interest in the games that humans play. However, I don’t mind listening to the BBC World Service because I can keep my eyes closed.

Is your cat more like Bubby or Tux?

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